Sunday, September 20, 2009

Keep Her Off the Pole

As Chris Rock said, 'My only goal in life; is to keep my baby off the pole! If your daughter is a stripper, YOU FUCKED UP!' Sage-like advice from a funny man. I am a father now. And my daughter is beautiful.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

A Bastard's Law

There comes a time in a man's life when he realizes that all he really wants is a throne. A throne sculpted from an elephants skull.